Lions and tigers and bears, oh my!
Justin ChickenYoghurt has clearly got some kind of zoological imagery related bet going on…
A svelte Safety Elephant sashaying into the sunshine would be a sight indeed… incongruousy and comedically perched on his head like a seashell atop a hot air balloon… If the BBC had made a chimp do it the animal rights lobby would have gone berserk… out of ideas, flapping and gaping like a landed fish, long years of opposition inexorably opening up before it like an elderly hippo being homed in on by a ravenous crocodile… Anybody able to pick up a newspaper… is a miner’s canary.
Mammals, molluscs, fish, reptiles, birds. What Justin’s got against amphibians, marsupials and arthropods, three cruelly under-represented animal groups, I don’t know.
