“Sir, your lesbian is overdue”
The concept of a “Public Library” takes a bafflingly literal new direction.
“Hello. I’m looking for Fly Fishing by JR Hartley.”
“I’m sorry, sir, that’s out at the minute. Would you care for an imam instead?”
“Oh, no thanks, I’ll pass. Do you have any Gypsies?”
“The Gypsy is due back today. Would you like me to reserve it for you?”
“Yes please. Also, about that gay I borrowed last week? Someone had scribbled all over it and ripped the end out. I was very disappointed.”
