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Oh, yeah, it’s easy to laugh at George Bush pushing and pulling at that locked door. Laugh away, people…
Because when you see the big picture – that’s right, the picture the Mainstream Media don’t want you to see! – it becomes quite clear what was going on:
How much longer can the liberals stick their heads in the sand and pretend this threat doesn’t exist?
The last track of the new Belle & Sebastian album, The Life Pursuit, will be called “Mornington Crescent”. The first single will be called “Funny Little Frog”.
Animal weddings? Animal weddings!
Kofi Annan, Nicholas Negroponte and lots of funny little green laptopettes – together at last!
THE SECRETS OF MY SUCCESS
Idleness
Distractibility
Unassertiveness
Prevarication
Half-heartedness
Extremely low standards for defining “success”
PHRASES TO AVOID AT YOUR JOB INTERVIEW
“In my previous employment, I consistently exceeded my targets and oversaw a three-year period of uninterrupted forward progress, as the Dark Lord willed it.”
“I was in charge of a small, close-knit team, working to a set of highly specific briefs, in preparation for the imminent Time of Blood”
“The purification rituals were my own initiative.”
“I think my greatest satisafaction in work has come from achieving a complex set of target-focused goals on a multi-level blue-sky project with a strong client-side emphasis. Oh – it involved gouging. Did I mention that? Blue-sky gouging. Client-oriented.”
“I worked diligently to earn my colleagues’ fear.”
“In five years time, I see myself sat atop a golden throne, weeping at the beauty of the desolation that has been wrought.”
“My greatest strength? I dunno. Is despising the weak a strength? I think it is. Yes, almost certainly that.”
“I went to Oxford.”
